Monday, October 29, 2007

Taking over the world, one IP address at a time

Using this nifty webpage here I discovered today that the University I attend has a huge stake in the internet as far as IP addresses go. I wonder what the story behind that is.

Friday, October 26, 2007

About 52 years ago, a scientist published a paper in a journal in which he uses contemporary (for 1955) scientific data to make some logical speculation about what kind of chemical compounds could have existed during the period in which the earth was cooling.

Much of his speculation (I assume) proved to be unfounded as its scientific field grew in the ensuing decades. That scientist went on to publish more papers and probably gave little thought to that speculative work, until many years later he googled himself to find that the 1955 paper was being cited a lot.

Problem is, it's being cited by creationists. Turns out they are using that piece of outdated speculation as scientific evidence that life could not have begun without divine intervention.

That scientist didn't like it, so he retracted the paper.

That story in itself isn't too exciting to me. However, it reinvigorated memories of a rant I often feel like giving to anyone who will listen. That is: Scientists may be experts of their field but, like any expert of any field be it a doctor, a lawyer, a mechanic, or whatever, they are fallible and sometimes wrong.

Many logically minded, thinking, near-rational creationists are desperate for scientific validity so they scour journal articles as old as 1955 and older (Newton's Principia is often appealed to) just so they can do what their opponents in the argument are doing.

People tend to take expert advice for granted. The majority of the creationists citing the paper probably don't have the skill to read scientific articles (and it is a skill which requires practice). It seems like they couldn't even figure out that it was speculation with outdated evidence. It doesn't look like they knew that the author wasn't even an expert in astrophysics, but a material scientist. Yet somewhere through the grapevine, someone heard about (or researched) this paper, gathered what they wanted from it and began to pass that info along to people who just believed it and went on citing it.

This phenomenon is prevalent in our society. Take the atkins diet. If you ask the average atkins dieter to explain to you why this particular diet works, they don't know or have a basic, but probably fallacious or simplistic explanation of why carbs are bad for dieters. Little attention is paid to other health concerns about atkins, but they presume that the "doctor" who invented the diet is an expert and "diet" is inherently healthy. (carb elimination/all protein diets are actually quite old, suggested for obese patients who need surgery and must lose weight really fast, doctors have been putting people on these diets for a long time WITH THE STIPULATION THAT THEY NOT STAY ON THE DIET FOR LONGER THAN 3 OR 4 WEEKS lest their arteries explode)

Science reporting is bad. Scientists, even good ones, make all kinds of mistakes. The press often makes a big deal out of small discoveries and totally ignores important discoveries based solely on the news organizations' speculation regarding their viewership. And just because a scientist has done something amazing in, say, the field of genetics, doesn't mean he isn't an idiot when it comes to something like social biology.

Doctors are not all geniuses, in my experience I've met at least 2 very ignorant ones. Many many mechanics are amazing with machines, but many also exploit our ignorance and make us pay huge amounts of money for scams like "break pad cleaning". Lawyers have pretty amazing memory banks for all the texts they were forced to memorize by the educational system but few can extrapolate from those books to the real world simply because it isn't necessarily important to have that skill in the court of law.

I could go on, but my point is this: Don't look to experts for the definitive word. Question everything, be skeptical. A doctor is someone you need to trust regarding your health, a marine biologist is someone you need to trust regarding the health of polar bears and sea lions in a warming arctic, and your mom is someone you need to trust for advice when you're raising your first child. The real hard trick is to learn how much of what these people say is important, relevant, useful fact and how much is human self-deluding, inaccurate, harmful fiction.

When the creationists were looking for a paper to show how life couldn't have started on its own, they found a paper which supported that view and took it for granted that, being in a scientific journal, it weighed as strong evidence. I would like it if people hearing their claims would not take them for fact but would do something to learn for themselves whether those claims were accurate.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

to approach

For some reason I was taken aback today by the use of 'near' as a verb with a human agent.

I've heard sentences like this in the news before (and they sound OK to me):
"The australian dollar neared 89 american cents today..."

But today I read this online and I had to read it a couple of times because something seemed odd about it:
"As I neared them I began to better hear their conversation"

Maybe I'm just going crazy, but is this a common use of a verbed 'near'? And if so, why does it sound so weird to me?

Monday, October 15, 2007

Happiness

I've become increasingly obsessed with the psychology of 'happiness' in recent months. There is a theory in the relevant psychological fields which (more or less) claims that we have absolutely no clue what makes us happy. People who win lotteries, in the long run (and sometimes even in the short run) end up feeling as happy (or as sad) as they typically felt before they won the lottery. The same is true for people who get shot in the face and survive, who lose a loved one, who marry super-models, who drink plenty of water, who have terminal illnesses, who own Macs, who just won a year's supply of snickerdoodles.

People who've had a devastatingly horrible thing happen to them, learn to deal with it, live with it, and their brain chemistry quickly gets them back up to the same level of happiness they are used to experiencing.

People who've had incredibly uplifting experiences eventually run out of the happy chemicals (quite quickly in fact) and sink back to the same level their body is used to.

In short, based on the books and articles I've been looking at, just about the only element in a person's life which psychologists have found to truly affect the person's base level of happiness for the long term is their level of social interaction. Give a person more or less social interaction than they like (or are used to) and you will change their level of happiness for the duration of that stimuli change and possibly longer. (However, people seem to acclimate better to an increased level of social interaction than a decreased level).

In other words: What really drives our happiness seems to be some internal setting, an equilibrium that actually fights against external stimuli and with the exception of other people, the external stimulus always loses. Without getting too philosophical about life and the pursuit of happiness, I hope that those who have been negatively affected by this week's wild fires in southern california get back to their steady state of happiness.

Friday, October 5, 2007

WTF?

I've never before used the acronym WTF in print: Never in IM chat, never on IRC, never on my own websites. I may have once used it ironically in speech... maybe.

The reason I am using it today: Politician bans a morpheme.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Linguistics in the wild

Mixed Metaphor overheard yesterday:
Undergrad looking Girl to Undergrad looking Boy: "It's going to be awesome! I think you guys are going to be head over heels in girls."

I was kind of surprised at how good it sounded for a mixed metaphor. I think Lakoff calls these "impermissible" mixed metaphors. I think Lakoff was wrong. Because it didn't seem to interrupt their conversation at all and it took me a few seconds to figure out what was wrong with it...

Monday, October 1, 2007

Travel related title goes here

Rudest travel book ever written?
Or
Best travel book ever written?

You decide.